BB8: Billi a model evictee?

Whoever said that models were shallow, insecure, scheming witches may have had Big Brother 8's Billi in mind. Not only can he not spell his name properly - he is also an overwhelming favourite to leave the house after just two weeks.

True, his exchanges this week with the other house witch Charley, have made for quality of viewing not seen since the genius of Nasty Nick in BB1 but alas he is set to return to the catty-walk and leave our screens forever - hopefully.

He has been one of the only housemates to stand up to the amazingly equally self-centred Charley and their exchanges could be the one saving grace to keep him in the house. "What are you - a model! For who," Charley squawked at him this week. "At least I work and don't have a famous cousin footballer," was Billi's stunning retort - a try-out for MENSA this ain't.

It all takes away from the wonderful emergence of BB8's true star - Brian. This is a man who can't bring himself to eat creamy food and genuinely had no idea that Amanda, one of the house's twins, has the capability of doing a 'large No 2'. He went into the house shouting "I will be glamourous - G-L-A-M-R-U-S," and he hasn't disappointed one bit in showing new Prime Minister Gordon Brown that he has a lot of work to do to improve the UK's education system.

Back to the eviction and while beady-eyed Billi will walk, its worth having a punt on Tracey, who along with Carol is also nominated. The man-woman raver that our Trace is has actually morphed into a walking talking catchphrase and so isn't it time she was 'aving it' somewhere else rather than on my TV...

Verdict: 0.5pts Tracey to be evicted 14-1 (Paddy Power)