Beckham Blond Not Bond

With reports that David Beckham has thrown his hat into the ring for the next Bond, bookies William Hill offer 500/1 that he will be successful. Victoria will be pleased to hear that Hills think she is five times as likely to become a Bond girl at 100/1."There have been all kinds of rumours about the next bond, but this must be the most far fetched of the lot. Some indication of how far fetched we think it is can be seen from our other 500/1 shots which include 'Nessie' confirmed to exist and man to walk on Mars." said Hills spokesman Rupert AdamsOther 500/1 shots:The Natural History Museum to confirm the existence of the Loch Ness MonsterVictoria Beckham to become the biggest selling artist of all timeElvis Presley to be found alivePresident Bush to win the Nobel peace prizeMan to walk on Mars in the next Year