Get Your Ass off the Field: Streaking in Sports (NSFW)
- By Sean Lind on April 19, 2011 16:55 GMT
It doesn’t seem to matter where you are, or what’s going on: if there are live TV cameras rolling, eventually someone’s going to drop their threads and show the world what they got (or don’t).
Since just about every professional sporting event is televised these days, and at least half the people in the crowd can shoot video from their cell phones, it’s a given that if you strut your stuff on the field, it’s going to be seen across the world.
I’ve scoured the web looking for the best videos of streakers from all of the sports we cover; this is what I’ve found:
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Football
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Not only is this a female streaker, but the girl actually looks pretty damn hot. Not to mention she scores a scores a nice goal. No matter what the keeper says, he got beat straight up. Then again he might have been slightly distracted by bouncing boobs; it’s not really something you work on in practise.
American Football (NFL)
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While this does take place during an NFL game, the game itself took place in London as part of America trying to show the rest of the world how awesome they are. Apparently this Londoner decided to show America just how much he respects their version of football; extra points for the moon-walk.
Horse Racing
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Apparently this is a lucky man making the most of his bachelor party... by catching a face-full of road apples in an epic bail. Note to the wanna-be streakers out there: Pick a sport where you don’t risk death by a 2000 pound mammal running at full-speed.
Tennis
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This video is some sort of mash-up of English live coverage and film recorded by the guy’s buddy. While I give points for the cartwheel, calmly walking to the security seems like a waste of a good chase scene. Despite the crazy Danish video, this is the best Tennis streak I’ve found.
Cricket
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Andrew Symonds (Aussie cricketer) has never been known for his poise or tact. Combine this with his ability to play profession level Rugby makes for one streaker wishing he hadn’t come as close to the binge-drinking two-time world cup winner as he had.
It’s a truly wonderful tackle, easily the best hit ever made on a cricket pitch. The good view of the tackle comes in at 38 seconds.
Golf
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Easily the most famous golf streak came from the porn queen Brittney Skye at the 2003 US open. The buxom blond followed the American way of selling out, painting an ad for Golden Palace casino on herself before making the day of every male golf fan at the event.
Unfortunately I can’t find any video of this streak, other than this promo for some streaking documentary (thus the 1 boob rating). Either way, she’s possibly the hottest streaker of all time. In hindsight, I’m guessing she should have tried to give her number to Tiger Woods, instead of a rose to Jim Furyk.
Rugby
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This guy is a champ. Not only does he put on a truly inspired streaking performance, it looks like he gets away with it at the end. Bravo sir, bravo.
Darts
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That’s right, even a sport as seemingly dull as darts isn’t immune to a streak or two. Looking at the general demographic of the event’s crowd, I’m sure this streaker got free drinks and phone numbers instead of handcuffs and fines.
Bonus Videos:
The Nike Shox Hoax
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This would be the greatest streak of all time, but it’s fake. If something’s too good to be true, it is. Even though it’s fake, the superman dive by the security guard at the end is truly epic.
Owned by the Mascot
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There’s nothing more embarrassing than getting owned by a mascot, and this guy gets straight up PWNED.
Furries are a Guilty Pleasure of Mine
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Don’t misunderstand me, I’m not into Furries or anything Furry related myself, but I just can’t get enough of them. There is nothing more hilarious (and terrifying) than grown adults dressed in giant animal costumes. Better yet are the voices/sounds they make when they're “in character”.
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder in my life than watching the Furry episode of Entourage.
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Wow... still works. On second thought, just go watch that entire episode, it’s funnier than this blog will ever be.
-Lind
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