BOOKMAKERS CONFIDENT WAYNE ROONEY STARTS IN ENGLAND VS SWITZERLAND

After the allegations hit the tabloids with a million variations on Wayne Rooney, Prostitute, Colleen, Pregnant, Wayne Rooney ad nauseum; the secondary wave of speculation began to float the idea that Wayne Rooney won't be starting for England vs Switzerland and that he might not even travel to the match at all. 
Well, it appears as though you can put those fears to rest as William Hill has just released a betting market that strongly indicates Wayne Rooney will be lining up for England vs Switzerland. 
Currently, Wayne Rooney's odds to start the match for England are trading at a slim 1/10 price tag, while his odds to not start the match are listed at 11/2. 
Also, William Hill has listed odds at 33/1 that Wayne Rooney will score against Switzerland and unveil a "Sorry" T-shirt underneath. Hey, it could happen...
Wayne Rooney's odds to face divorce proceedings before Christmas are currently trading at 6/4, which makes one think that things will ultimately work out and the pair will work out their differences. Ultimately, its not the first time in history that a guy has cheated on his wife while she was pregnant and he was out being an international celebrity. 
Rooney's odds to be transferred to a club aborad during the January transfer window are listed at a 9/1 price. Wayne Rooney is listed at 66/1 to move in with Jenny Thompson this year, but for some reason I just don't see that happening.
England's odds to beat Switzerland are listed at 5/6 while the Swiss are trading at 7/2. Wayne Rooney's odds to score against Switzerland are priced at even money anytime and 4/1 first or last. He is 25/1 to score a hat-trick- and what a story that would be.