BRANGELINA BETTING LATEST ODDS INDICATE SPLIT IS IMMINENT

Fire up the global celebrity industrial-complex, tweet Perez Hilton and e-mail the tabloids because it looks like we've got a prime piece of Brangelina gossip festering! Needless to say, we've already got multiple betting markets on all the details surrounding the impending split between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.
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I feel sorry for the 72 children the couple seem to have, so don't call me ghoulish when I'm looking at this thing as an ample opportunity to put a few more pound in the pocket. 
The big question- an official split between Brad and Angelina pays out at 4/7 should either make a public statement (or an official spokesperson makes a statement) that they have split up at any point in 2010. Should they not do this, you're looking at a solid 5/4 payout. 
Not only can we bet on if, we can also bet on when. The favourite month for the confirmation of the end of their relation is July or later, which pays out at 6/4. If you're looking to strike while the iron is hot and say January (namely, the next week and a bit) you're looking at 6/1. Should they break up in March, you have the 2nd lowest price at 11/4, while February pays out at a 7/2 margin. April pays 9/2 and May garners an 11/2 listing. Brad Pitt and Angelina's relationship to end in June of 2010 pays 8/1. 
Probably the most interesting market is who Brad will get together with next. The girlfriend must be confirmed by Brad Pitt himself or an official spokesperson. 
Needless to say, the odds-on favourite is Jennifer Aniston at 1/2. Megan Fox, an interesting choice, pays out at 8/1 while Adriana Lima pays 10/1. Rihanna (not happening) pays out at 12/1 while Scarlett Johansson trades at 14/1... isn't she married to Ryan Reynolds? Anyways, Jessica Alba is at 16/1 and Elisha Cuthbert trades at 18/1- although I think she only dates hockey players. 
Kristin Kreuk to be Brad Pitt's next girlfriend pays 18/1 as well, while Britney Spears is a lengthy 20/1. Katy Perry trades at 25/1, but she looks to be well-satisfied with Russell Brand. Cheryl Cole is 33/1 (surely she can't be Ashley's beard for forever) while Kelly Brook pays out at 50/1.