Englishman wanting to become Irish

An Englishman wanted to transform himself into an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how he could achieve this."Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong, but I will need to remove half your brain"."Yeah, that's OK" said the Englishman. "All my life I've wanted to be Irish so I'm prepared to take the risk."The operation went ahead and sometime later the Englishman awoke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm terribly sorry!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out."The patient replied, "No worries mate".